Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Re-Enter....Ms Bollywood I did it before..I did it again...I am going to banish smokers from this world....Slutty...do u get the drift????ha ha ha!!!
Once again for the bonus marks...I had to fight my case for marketing....Published in TODAY newspaper on Wednesday, 31 January 2007. The best part...I didn't know it was published....Ziggy told me..Thanks man U saved my LIFE!!!
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Sunday, January 28, 2007
Strangled....
The best question my parents could ask me after 3 years in Ngee Ann, "Can't you study without a laptop?"
So this is how much everyone at home is aware bout my course work and poly. And how do i study without my laptop? Where are the books? Our books are on net...how do I study without Internet??
Then comes in my brother...."She SURFS the net the whole day, so I can also surf." He's a genius. I guess that's wat my parents assume I do: Surf the net the whole day.It doesn't end there. He continues,"She's always on MSN, chatting."
I want to bang my head on the wall. I am always I repeat always on invisible mode. people sms me and ask me to make myself online if they wanna send some file to me. And here my genius bro makes false statements about me.
I feel like just dumping all these assignments and forgetting bout them. I shall not use the net, the laptop or anything. I will onli study Media Law. Since that's the only module that has a book. I feel so strangled...so closetted...so despondent...
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Saturday, January 27, 2007
..................So many things have happened recently
1) Ziggy's mom had an heart attack, so presentation is postponed to next week
- it's kinda bad..I had hoped to finish IMC once and for all. It's eaten away a lot of time and energy...But it was soo fun. Really my group rockzzzz...In fact, I look forward for meetings with them...it's so xcitin...the 1st hour is spent pigging out on food then the whole nite..on IMC...wel..so if you hav seen me lookin like a zombie in school, u noe y! BTW..the while I was away doin some other project, the 3 of them came up with a new name for me: Arms, Roots, Taas (don't ask me how it came bout, but it's jus funny)
2) Finally caught up with Sharm and Ella
- Alas! I saw Sharm...in the convention cntr doing some project and spent a fruitful 1 hr talking to her about her new crush! Hmmm...Sharm! Time to find a love not crush!
and as I was tellin the princess of Ceylon (Ella) yesterday...we always end up talkin bout intellectual stuff. Day after day we ask ourselves where we wanna go after poly. Neither of us wanna return back to intern company as full-time staff...study 1st then think of full time work...but study when, where and how..we don't know. went for a way past mid night movie with her: Apoco Owww...every1 should should should watch that movie! It rockzzzz, it's on tribes and man..the cast and the setting is awesome. It's very scary...at times I wishedthe movie would end..but realli it captures you and brings you to the tribal traditions of past and some of now even. As an after thought...the deary princess looks like a full time accountant!!!haha PWC suits u hon! For that reason, she snatched my phone and deleted all photos I took of us yest...well wad eva..I am seeing you tml again...so there goes my click-a-click!
3) Went with Wj and Fel to town
- Happy 2 months Fel!!!HAha...took neoprints with them and well we were supposed to try Omu rice ( i noe the name is funny...haha) it's supposed to be omelette rice with pasta sauce or sthg...from the description given to me by 2 novices: Wj and Fel...ooohhh then I bought a top from Destined Indulgence...i love the name of the shop ...the top is brown and lacy...and of course me being crazy bout lacy tops had to get it!!!!hmm....i love it!!! Then I bought this very cheap pair of shoes which I know from now itself will wear it once or twice then nvr look at them again....and a pink glittery eye shadow from SASA..I Love it! The Pink Shop! And now I have my eyes set on a Lacoste perfume....I'm kinda tired of Burberry....so I shall buy Lacoste soon!
Neoprints with gurlies!
Regret~~~I love this one
Wj ur designing is mind blowing.
She gave fel a free pink bubble...but it kinda looks cute
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Dunno wad am thinking bout...
I seem in my own sweet world
And these are some of the many reasons I am going to miss poly. This week marked the last week of poly..U can say almost last cos next week most of us don't have anything up other than my IMC presentation...GO LUNCH Actually!
4) Lastly, don't message me saying I look delicious. I don't appreciate such comments! And even more...don't say sorry but I have to say it....U said it...damage done. U.r. not.forgiven.
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Wednesday, January 24, 2007
The Feet Dragger People!!!Let the lime light shift from Ms Bollywood to The Feet Dragger and then let's analyse what the fucking bitch even more popularly known in Mass Comm as a "slot" ( am not that crude...2 xpalin wat it realli means)"cellulite distributor" and "stretch marks queen" said...i bet u will be amused and if u wanna slam her after this...be my guest! Me and my gurlies will b ur much loved audience...haha"Heard some bitch who screwed us over for projects get scolded by ziggy today and got chased out of the room (ok, dun wanna be mean, but some people are worse than dogs and deserve to rot in hell)"(bitch, fucking, 2007 Jan)
haha this is such a joke...I screwed them for projects???wtf... as said earlier ur a feet dragger..so this is wat u will get....try not to b too hurt..ok????and keep draggin ur fat cellulite infested feet.Even Sabnani called u a phantom cos u're bareeeeeee-ly around..haha and every1 loves sabnani but dearie he hates u!!!!r u hurt??!!!"she'll make sure they get what's coming to them. I can't wait!"
(Once again the bitch said this) hhaha pls ask her to predict my future since she has recommendable clairvoyance skills!!! wtf...i rather work with hard-working people and get a D than work with u and get A (which is highly impossible but wad the hell let's giv u some credit) U and ur fren(s) r mentally exhausting to work with..."Why should i be bothered about some bitches who dont deserve my time when i have so many other people who care?"
other ppl who care...hmmmm...and how much do u pay them to care for u??? man u r sooo cheap!oh, and there are only 3 types of people who hate me:
"people who have issues with themselves
people who have issues with the world
people who are jealous."
Ah ha so u failed ur English is it??? issues with themselves and with the world...y wld they hate u???*scratches my head* and people who are jealous...hmmm they don't exist unless some ppl reali are jealous of ur cellulite, stretch marks, etc cos othr than dat u have nthg...."Guys are not blind, if u keep getting screwed over and cheated on by them.. it just means they see what a bitch you are :)dont be a fucking dog and crawl back to them. have more dignity and pride, for the goodness sake!"
Hahah she's referring to herself..a moment of self reflection...leave her alone for a while..."Hahaha. okok, shall not waste my beautiful life talking about some useless sluts.go and take my baby girl for a spin now! ta-ta!! :)"
beautiful life...hha yea rite....which side is beautiful??? and try to have some dignity for urself...stop referring to urself as a slut....Moral of story: Please help her....She needs professional help....Labels: big fat bitchy her
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12:30 AM
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Retribution...He's Watching You!
Do you know what's Karma?? Let me tell you what's Karma. It simply means whatever goes around comes around. And then do you know what's a feet dragger? Let me tell what's a feet dragger. A feet dragger is a person who sits back and waits for others to help him/her pass....
Now guys these aren't my words...this is what my Adv PR lecturer said to my group last Thursday...and boy..do I love her for that! She's amazing...she's the one who made me realsie the true definition of Karma.....
Yet, the person in crime (culprit) has the guts to mark me down....I soooo wanted to laugh then and there...cos each and every mass commer who has worked with me would laugh at you....Amruta eats, lives, breathes PR..and you try to tell others that she didn't do anything for it??? Come to your senses honey..you ain't a kid anymore to understand work ethics...are you?
Oh yea...but you did draw charts....hahah and so what am I supposed to do about it???it was an individual responsibility...don't just claim credibility for sthg that you didn't do...I loathe those kind of people...Anyways..I am glad that the Karma has proved itself right once again...you may scrape thru' this time but in future ur attitude will be ur greatest enemy.......Think bout it...(this may b my last words as a fren-once-upon-a-time)
Rest aside, today was Pitch 07 Competition...and we were training Juying Secondary school. I know I always say children are brats but if that's true then they were an adorable bunch of brats.
Truly innocent peoople who bought me back to my secondary school day: how kia-su I was then, oh the awful dressing sense I had...., the childesh excitement I got on seeing my crush, the biggggg bag, the ankle socks, the NAPFA, and the maths...ewwwwww!!!! Man why did Indians have to be so clever and invent MAths???Couldn't they just be satisfied by inventing Zero???
(The Kids from Juying Sec..Lionel, mentor missing from the pic)
Anyways, Our theme...Discipline: Pass It On! It made me realise how much of a PR person I am. In secondary schools...I was always the scapegoat. I was made to go to all boring competitions to present..whereby I used to memorise everything and babble on unpassionately during the presentation...Reason: It was Science Projects...I never had a passion for it...But yea...PR anytime man...So in the end we didn't win....but evryone was impressed with our strategies....simply cos we were frank. The school had a discipline problem and we proposed ideas to change that itself.
Oh I am sooo going to miss training those guys....the incessant calls from benjamin....wow dat guy is super kan chiong man!keep callin me in the middle of the night to ask questions! Does he ever sleep???!!!
Lastly, today marked the last day of my Advanced PR class in NP. I am surely going to miss it...especially Mrs Singh..she so cute...and to think most of us were scared of her in Yr 1 and 2!
For the moments I will treasure in the time to come (Advanced PR and Convex class of 2006)
The pic is a bit blur...but wadeva.....It's now time to thank Mass Comm for transforming me into a person I am today:
- more outspoken
- confident
- high morale
- a self-motivator
..........are just some of the major changes I have been through lol :)) And I'm sure if most of us compare it to our freshmen years...we will agree..Final Yr..with its burden of projects, does have some +points :)
Me, Nuj NAw, Sarah and Lirong!
Nuj Naw and me! For the friend I will always treasure and the chats about how unfair life is towards us....U bEt!!!
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Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Bimbo Turns Sporty - Part II
She wore her shorts, tied her hair and wore her shoes, without the socks. She didn't have a chance to pull up the socks....That proves it guys! I spent 1/2 hr in the morning rummaging through my clothes trying to find a decent pair of socks...NONE,NIL,KAPUT. Disappointed, I went to my bro's room...yea...a lot of socks...everywhere socks...BUT not the kind I'll wear...so The Sporty Bimbo wore shoes without socks....ohhhhh I love the colour of my shoes and fel's bright pink laces!!!!Do any of you know the different ways of tieing laces??I wanna learn...
<-----Loos are the best places to assess your image and click photos!
Then, with my kakis..I proceeded to the sports complex...looking at the swimming pool, I started laughing..remembering our very good friend, Sharm...gheee she's gonna kill me!!!Fel backed out...looking at the group of people doing sit-ups on the running track which was wet. I decided to do it...since I had come thus far......
1)Sit and Reach- Ok only....29-30 cm I think, not sure
2)Sit-ups - Wj lied for me..heheh so i did 21...and Wj..I lied for her..did 15...she could hav done more but she started laughing halfway and I had to sneakily give her my hand to help her up while the 'leader' wasn't looking...
3)Standing Broad Jump - Ahhh forget it lah....no need to say
4) Shuttle Run - heeh I was going to run realli fast at 1st...but then I saw this coooolll guy who cooolyy ran to the other end then cooolyyy ran back then coooolllyyy ran again...so Ms Bollywood being a follower of cool people and stuff did the same....
5) Flex-arm Pull up - I am a genius..I thought to pass you need to do onli 1...so when i did 4 I thout ahhh enufff no need to do more...unfortunately people the passing is 5 :(
6)2.4 Km - this was the best,...I repeat the best!!!!It was drizzling and it kinda felt good to run...
Reminded me of the song".....feel the rain on ur lips, no one else can feel it for you..."and yea...i am shagged now.....
It was a good day...a bit tiring...but worth it...I am sooo motivated now...hehe...
Labels: NAPFA
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Monday, January 08, 2007
All Hail Ms Bollywood!After 3 straight years, she is going to pull up her socks, wear the PE shorts, blue T-shirt sporting a Ngee Ann Poly logo, and satisfied with just the right size of running shoes, she pulls her hair tightly in a scrunchie...and steps out! The Bimbo turns Sporty!
That's right..as bimbotic as it sounds, I did not wear sport shoes for the past 3 years!!!!!! Am I abnormal???I guess so! People throw away their books after graduating from school, I threw away my shoes! Yes my cool Nike shoes...I threw them away! What's was the point of keeping them??? I loathe exercising! ohhh the feeling of freedom was so great....when I didn't see the ugly shoes in the shoe cabinet...
So why am I opening the Pandora's box???Simply cos it's time to NAPFA!!! and I am actually excited!...for the first time in my life...I have a choice in it. I can choose whether or not to go...But being a very dedicated Ngee Ann student and of course the star of Mass Comm (lol) I decided I have to go...and as usual I will fail...but this time with style....
I used to hate school for this reason....ewww running 2.4KM early in the morning...and that bull dog kinda PE H.O.D looking at us from under his glasses...making sure everyone runs and nevwr stops....wtf!!!Not everyone is an Olympic runner!Oh but my PE teacher was a darling.....as nerdy as I was in school...instead of joining the 'cool' gang of people...who couldn't be bothered to pass the test...I used to try hard to pass...only to fail very badly...Well that was in Sec 1..after that I became 'cool' too! and tried to fail with glamour...but the bull dog asked us to keep trying until we passed....
So tomorrow...for
1) 2.4 Km run - stroll along the jogging track...I hardly step into the school's sports complex..so tomorrow is a good day to admire it...(some infrasture we have man) better appreciate it before graduating.
2) Standing Broad Jump - more like a frog jump on the spot..weeeee! This is my most detestable station....I have never managed to pass it...so forget it..
3) Flex Arm Pull-Up - hmmm my favorite...hopefully I can do at least 7 pull ups...but then this is the easiest to pass....just do 1 and u pass!
4) Sit -ups - hahaha as usual my partner...will lie for me and vice versa! I hope the partner is not a teacher!
5) Shuttle Run - Never got the point of this station..can't be bothered to pass...
This is the 1st time I am actually convinving people to go...simply cos I don't want 'didn't appear for NAPFA test" on my certificate....so might as well show my face....yea I know you sporty people miss me!!! I shall enter your world for 2 hrs tomorrow....BTW...I am joining a gym soon!!!shall tell you more when I join...cos knowing me..the day may nvr come...hehe no no it has to come I've promised some1...... To end it on a light note...I just remembered Ella telling me last year....Our great friend Sharm, is the best you can find. For her IS class in Year 1..she joined the Life Saver's Club....only to be tranferred to the Swimming class...cos she didn't know how to swim!!!hahahaha...She rockzzzz!...how to save people??!!!hmmmm sharm noes the answer!
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Defamation not intendedI don't understand why people like to slack..is it in their genes? Or do they just hate you that they love to irritate you? I am surrounded by quite a few examples. In the near future, I am honestly going to hate these bunch of useless people who made me burn more midnight oil then necessary, who took away my family's right to spend time with me..cos I was busy chasing after them, and for making me wish I graduate soon....you guys sux! There are 3 good xamples of such people...all of them have been warned...2 of them are not with me anymore...thank God! Please spare me...go and destroy some1 else's life! As it is...ur IAP grades prove how much you can do by yourself....The last (and I Am so tempted to swear)..and the 3rd 1...i have no qualms bout reporting you...I owe you nothing...you better buck up! Look at the people younger than you and look at yourself! These kinda %$^%$&% have a special name in my diary: fucking fat buffaloes!
Don't you dare come to me and tell me you don't know what's going on...I will embarrass you right during the meeting! I am only nice to friends...unfortunately...ur not one of them...not near to being one of them...pls join the perfect/bimbo/lame duo's group of perfect excuse makers! You guys can open an agency...for that...cos it doesn't seem like you're good for anything esle.
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Monday, January 01, 2007
.......................Reminiscences
Today, as we experience the 1st day of 2007, let's take some time off to reflect on 2006. 2006 was a very eventful year for me...I learnt a lot of things in my relationships: platonic and love alike. Often, as we all may have realised it by now..every individual has 2 sides. The good and bad. It depends on us which side we want to show to the world. Some prefer to carry on with their charming-evil side, while some (most of us) prefer to be natural and leave it to the other party to make their choice. In fact, that side suits me the most. You either accept me or you don't. I am not a person you can like 50-50. Give me 100 or give me 0.
In 2006, I..........
-made new friends
-came to appreciate my gurlies even more..who have been with me thru thick and thin
-was with a guy for whom you may fall short of vulgar words
-lost a friend, it was almost regrettful at first, but now I carry no burdens
-fathomed the true meaning 0f work politics
-learnt the ABCs of a relationship
-got together with Rahul *winks* (that is one reason I will cherish last year for...)
...but most of all, I grew up. Yes...last year I grew up. I passed the limits of hurt and grief.
Almost like poison seeping through me, I came terms with the fact that...I have been through almost everything in my 20 years on Mother Earth and I can't think of anything that will hurt me so much that it'll kill me. A day comes when a person realises that it's enuff...for me the day came in 2006...a bit too early...but I have become Numb.
Anyway...let's put all the bad things behind us and remebering the good, let's move on :)
Wish you all A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Welcome 2007
In the hopes that this year pours happiness on me...I have been eating sweet stuff all day...yea I noe, I am acting supertitious. But why take the risk right? Anyway's as every1 ard me knows, like it or not, I'm a person who relies on intuition. So today, my skills of majestic clairvoyance said..eating sweet stuff will lead you to a good year ahead..and I needed no other beckoning to satisfy my sweet tooth (not that I really have 1)
Hopefully, this years brings new pleasant surprises and at the end of it..,we have good things to say...It's now time to Experiment 2007!
Labels: the year
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