2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain!
3) The movie could have been called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya" (Invincible to Death When In Love)
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.
5) The iceberg could have been sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees. And last but not least
7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC (scheduled castes)