Monday, July 10, 2006
Let's Apply THE Bollywood Formula
Take a look at this guys! It's soooo freaking true! Need proof??Just tune in to any hindi movie and viola THE Bollywood FORMULA is always there....sometimes Hiden, sometimes Obvious .
So this is how TiTaNiC would be if it were a BOLLYWOOD movie
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain!
3) The movie could have been called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya" (Invincible to Death When In Love)
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.
5) The iceberg could have been sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees. And last but not least
7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC (scheduled castes)
I Shone at
11:57 AM
Sunday, July 09, 2006
DUTCH COURAGE
So we've been regulars at MOS recently..y u ask when de facto i had criticised e club earlier??? simple...all clubs in MS close at 3,4...and we grand ppl onli enter at 1+...so there u go MOS rockzzzz And since my parents weren't ard i had to had to b out every wkend!!!!
And MOS has this very, very cute bouncer(boun-shi)!!!!!whom i approached after gaining DUTCH COURAGE...his name is Rai(he didn't trust me with his first name...:( so told me his last name....), student by the day at raffles...hmmm nvr bn to raffles, i shld go one day rite??!!
And bout this weird guy we encountered in MOS e other day...he was soooo curious to find out my number he followed us everywhere even out of the club and back and wldn't leave without knowing "...but i want to know the reason why you don't want to give ur No!!!!"
Bollywood is running outta gd,cutsy actors...mayb i shld have hired him on-the-spot when he said," after seeing you, I don't want to go anywhere" man he , he and onli HE deserves to b in Bollywood!All funny people you meet in clubs....
Yesterday we ended up in cafe iguana...(nice i must say) i love their 'capsized' boat theme and their bar is like a junkyard....c messy isn't bad it's style!!!(srry no pics guys...my cam is with parents...i shall get a 6 megapix cam soon!!!) So upon drinks we came across the subject of domestic work....no dun worry we weren't high to talk bout such topics but it jus came up. Ella being as gr8 as she is decided to compliment me by sayin " ya u noe..in fact among us ur e most house-wifey material"
Whatt??!!! there we were out 4 drinks and hopefully clubbin later and she called me house-wifey!!!!!***electrified hair****As it is under different contexts it'd have bn a compliment but not then...:(
Disappointed Ms Bollywood...
I Shone at
3:31 PM