Wednesday, May 17, 2006
MY WEEKEND AGONY
My eyes are finally back to being 'civilised'. So let me enlighten you with some GK about ur eyes.
1)your eyes are super sensitive
2)your eyes are the 1st to react to sudden chnges in water i.e temp
3)never touch ur eyes without washing your hands
4)don't rub ur eyes.
So on saturday, I woke up to find my right eye ten times its normal size. I had no idea it was that freaking serious! Then a small bump starts to appear...and it grows bigger and bigger and by Sunday it is blocking my vision. So i went to the doc with a very despondent expression.
"Oh, it's very common.Just extract the whatever in the 'bump' and have antibiotics and you will be fine in just 2 days." says the doc
Me: Surprised look(u mean it's dat easy)i look almost victorious.
Doc: Keeps staring at me...waiting 4 me to say something..."Come lie down over here"
Me: "Huh for what?"
Doc:"Let me squeeze out the'wadeva'(i 4got wat she called it)
At this the meaning of squeezing starts to sink in...She takes a huge, sharp needle and PIERCES the 'bump'!!!!!!!!!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh e cries of pain, the agony, the grief i've nvr known!!!!!and then she continues 2 squeeze and squeeze my eyelid until she is satified....by this time i have kicked her, screamed to make the small boy outside cry and sworn wit all e words i wldn't b caught dead using...
After she is done....appx 15 mins later the 'surgery' ends......and by then my eyelid is in an horrible state...u dun wan to noe wat...and how...
so eyes take care of ur eyes...u hav no idea of the pain that sears thru ur body when a needle and a pair of hands squeeze ur swollen eyes when u have bn scared to even so much as touch it cos it hurts-oh-so-much...and then some1 cums and squeezes it.....owww **** the pain!!!!!
I Shone at
11:24 PM
Saturday, May 13, 2006
FUCKD UP
Remember wat i said about wanting something so much that it never turns out rite??yea well it has happened yet again...
My long weekend can't get any worser than this....or can it??
- I can't complete 1 sentence without coughing..
- I have used up 2 boxes on tissues
- My eyes keep watering
- My eye has swollen
- My eye hurts terribly
- I can't keep my eye open 4 more than 5 mins
As such I was supposed to go full day shopping yesterday and all nite clubbing today....**** all my plans.....i can't even keep my eye open 4 long...Don't noe wat suddenly happened to it....Mabs says it's some infection, she had it too and will go down slowly...BUT y couldn't that stupid infection have waited 2 days and come on monday!!!!!as it is I won't b able to make it to work on Monday...ohh and am down with fever too...
So Brina Nirvana said: Wear shades to club...
Handsome Ashwin said: Wear a black patch over your eye...
Thks guys 4 ur advice, u fulfilled ur duty of best frens!!!!BUT neither do i wanna look bimbotic nor do i wanna look like a pirate!!!!!screaaaaammmmmmmsssssssssssss!!!!!(of frustruation)
And tomorrow is Mother's Day....i guess for mom it'll b more like Look After Your Daughter Day...I guess Belated Mother's Day it has to be.....just like Ella's Birthday..she got her b'day present 2 months late..hahah
Well, so am @ home 24/7 if u need company online/offline buzz me..cos i can't even do wat i always do when am @ home: read a book....ohh can clever amruta is soo clever and utterly brilliant she bought work home!!!oww and how am i going to do it???i DON'T KNOW.....
I Shone at
7:34 PM
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Dan Brown
yes Mr Dan Brown i'm crazy bout you..just like the millions of harry potter fans are crazy bout J.K Rowling. Well, people around me know what i say bout her...she just got lucki when u were kids.
When i was in primary school and lower secondary, i wanted to live in any of the states, no matter developed or not, that broadcasted the TV series of Sweet Valley Twins. oh how i loved it back then...i read the whole series of Sweet Valley..from kids to twins to university...
And now finallyyyy...like realli finally a movie based on my fav novel is going to be released!i sooo can't wait 4 it!for those of you who don't know, Da Vinci Code is the most controversial novel of 2005...read up and u'll noe y...i saw the documentary, pretty interesting..it was made to find out whether the claims made in the bk are true but till the end i didn't get whether they were with it or against it...i guess we just gotta read up more 4m other similar books like The Holy Grail, and many more.
Read the bk and you will wish u were the one following the trail to c all the things mentioned like: the rose line, the museum, the painting esp the last supper (so now we noe y monalisa's smile is so secretive). I wish i had waited to go to paris. it would hav bn so much more meaningful then....
Neways lets do a countdown..it's 11 days to go 4 Da Vinci Code to be realeased..i just can't wait 4 it...for those of you who didn't read the bk go and grab it..it's a MUST READ!!!!I just read the other day there's gonna b a sequel bk or movie i 4got to Da vinci code.
Am i going to be one of the 1st few people to catch it??nope..cos everytime am excited about something it turns out to b a huge flop...so i shall wait patiently till the 2nd or 3rd day of release...till then I have MI3 to watch and e not very awaited by me but i guess by many of u: X-Men 3...
I Shone at
10:54 PM
Monday, May 01, 2006
Culprit
So these are the culprits for the torture my feet had to go thru...my poor blistered feet...and wat did i do to end their plight?i bought plaster!!!some achievement..unfortunately, the i didn't c it properly..it was white colour...so this is wat my feet looked like...5 white plasters on each foot and me limping all e way in town....and yea thks mabel e wicked laugh helped.... :(
Well, my hair is quite disasterous yet again..no not as bad as it was in bby..but it's dry..guess it's due to the dry air....courtesy of air conditioners that we have to endure everyday regardless of where we are: bus, train, cab, class, work, malls, food court, ahhh e bus stop is spared....
So i took emo2's advice and dropped e idea of re-rebonding it but instead went 4 protein treatment..well my hair stylist is weird man..everytime i go to her....she tells me she met some "india man" Well, apparantly, this India man she met last week was very handsome..and wanted to take her to Melacca...and oh he's MARRIED...c wat i said about failed marriages...
Well, so nways...here i walk out of the parlour my hair feeling realli revatalised and sweet smelling clinging to me like strands of golden thread...And 4m nowhere comes this huge grp of guys smoking there life towards death..
I hate the smell in my hair..so i tried to dodge them as much as i cld but no they had to walk real slow and act kewl at e same time....but i n e end i WON!!!no offense guys...cont smoking...if ur just begining progress to chain smoking...hav fun smoking...but don't blow e smoke on me....:)
i am one of those ppl who wrote to the forum to say that no smoking ban should be emphasised more strictly...now if ur thinking i did that 'cos i was too free or jus wanted to banish smokers 4m the world...then ur wrong..i did that merely to gain the 5 bonus marks for my advertising module...Now u c how desperate i was to take e trouble to write to the forum just just just 4 five marks....
I Shone at
10:05 PM
Bollywood Formulas
1) All movies are meddled in love triangles, if it's not a love triangle..it is copied 4m some hollywood movie...
2) May he be shot 3 times, kicked 12 times, strangled several times, the heroe NEVER dies.
3) Whenever an indian goes overseas he meets a cabby who immediately calls the actor "brother" and the actress "sister"..oh and the cabby is 4 outta 5 times punjabi or atleast speaks in punjabi.
4) Whenever a person is running away 4m a villian and stops to catch a few minutes breath, the villian appears 4m e side..
5) Whenever there's a car accident and 2 young people are involved, u noe the story will take off 4m there. Starting 4m "I'll pay 4 the damages, wats ur number?"
6) 3 outta 5 times when a song is based on bhangra beat, at 1 point of time in the song there'll b a loud chorus of "Punjabi!"
7) A smuggler's or drug dealer's next destination is either Singapore, Malaysia or Dubai.
8) If a movie is filmed in Mumbai itself (which rarely happens nowadays) featuring the local railway is a MUST.
9) Gone r e days when people on set used to say how handsome the actor is to signify his charisma, all u've to do now is 2 get him surrounded by some bikini-clad gals.
10) Any publicity is good publicity...
I Shone at
1:03 AM
