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Monday, May 01, 2006

Bollywood Formulas
1) All movies are meddled in love triangles, if it's not a love triangle..it is copied 4m some hollywood movie...
2) May he be shot 3 times, kicked 12 times, strangled several times, the heroe NEVER dies.
3) Whenever an indian goes overseas he meets a cabby who immediately calls the actor "brother" and the actress "sister"..oh and the cabby is 4 outta 5 times punjabi or atleast speaks in punjabi.
4) Whenever a person is running away 4m a villian and stops to catch a few minutes breath, the villian appears 4m e side..
5) Whenever there's a car accident and 2 young people are involved, u noe the story will take off 4m there. Starting 4m "I'll pay 4 the damages, wats ur number?"
6) 3 outta 5 times when a song is based on bhangra beat, at 1 point of time in the song there'll b a loud chorus of "Punjabi!"
7) A smuggler's or drug dealer's next destination is either Singapore, Malaysia or Dubai.
8) If a movie is filmed in Mumbai itself (which rarely happens nowadays) featuring the local railway is a MUST.
9) Gone r e days when people on set used to say how handsome the actor is to signify his charisma, all u've to do now is 2 get him surrounded by some bikini-clad gals.
10) Any publicity is good publicity...

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